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There are no curse words in the English language harsh enough for how I feel right now. I have two words for the Mets: tee times. That is all I'm going to say.

Now lets talk about something I am actually enjoying right now. The reality phenomenon that is VH1's Rock of Love. Back in the days of the Surreal life and Flavor of Love I thought reality TV could not sink any lower. Then they out do themselves with the trainwreck....16 car pileup when you're late for a flight....that is Rock of Love. Heres a little taste: VH1 basically took 24 strippers and put them in a house to compete for the love of Bret (yea thats right Bret with one T) Michaels. He is now down to 2 women. Last week was the great episode where he got to meet the parents. I think crazy Laceys dad asked the question we were all DYING to know the answer to when he uttered: "do you have hair under that hat?" One of the GREATEST reality moments EVER!

It never ceases to amaze me what people will do to get on TV. One of these crazies actually tatooed his name on her neck (again its Bret with only 1 T). I implore you all to watch the finale on Sunday I am sure they will have a marathon on VH1 all day.

words I taught spell check: crazies, VH1, Bret (cause its only 1 T)